Ah, where do I begin? Imagine a thrilling quest where your first challenge is finding parking—any parking—just to drop off your bags. Bonus points if you don't end up in a loading zone.
Once you've completed the “Urban Parking Gauntlet,” prepare yourself for Stage 2: the epic stair climb. It’s a long, winding ascent that feels like you're trekking to the summit of Mount Everest—except with more echoes and questionable carpet. Oxygen tank not included.
And then, at last, the grand reward: a room so tiny, even your suitcase looks cramped. The photos must’ve been taken with a fisheye lens... in 1997. The decor? Think “charmingly worn,” if charm were optional.
Now, to be fair, the location is fantastic. Like, "you-can-stumble-to-everything" fantastic. So if your main goal is to explore and only return to your room to collapse in exhaustion (after your quad workout on the stairs), this place might just be your low-budget Everest base camp.