The proprietor did not know he had guests staying with them. When I called he was surprised .
First it is not what is advertised in the Expedia website. The location requires a 4x4, not a little truck, a Jeep Wrangler to get to it. The road to the location is not paved at all. It is all rocks, dirt, ruts on the ground and its location is high in the mountain, with gully’s and embankments to the jungle which could not be accessed by another vehicle (fire truck, ambulance or rescue). The proprietor lives on property and he showed us the outdoor kitchen, a water cooler with mold on it, there is no potable water. The pool was green. When we managed to get the room number he said it is upstairs, we went to the room to find not one but 2 beds. The room had no AC, and the windows opened to the outside with no screens, if you been to PR you know there are mosquitos in the island all the time, specially at night.
We noticed that through the place (can’t call it a hotel, bed and breakfast or spa) there were pornographic Kama sutra pictures in the walls as decor. Downstairs and upstairs. This location does not include AC, food of any kind, definitely not breakfast made to order as they advertised in the Expedia website, no potable water, no electricity to power a fan, or charge your phones, no WiFi or cell signal. The proprietor mentioned he had a stroke and that his son lives in Florida and he is in charge of the bookings. DO NOT RECOMMEND!